Well, it finally happened! I can kiss this place goodbye, I won the lottery! At least I'm getting numerous e-mails telling me so. Too bad, I have to share with 5 other lucky winners, or I'd have the whole $500,000 to myself. Who knew the Beijing World Cyber Olympics Games 2008 Lotto Promotion would pick my numbers and pick me to be one of the 5 lucky winners. Great! Now I can invest in some beachfront Property in Arizona!
Ah yes, back home where I understand the big news is the UFO landing in nearby Needles, CA. Seems like a good story, "Men in Black" strange looking trucks and misplaced helicopters. Combined with a person I know who claimed to pick up a couple of "sorta funny lookin and hot and sweaty and stinky, and couldn't understand anything they were saying" hitchikers. Got scared of them and dropped them off in town. Pretty sure they weren't aliens of the south of the border illegal variety, those are common enough to identify fairly easily.
Gee, makes life in Dongguan seem down right boring... the big news here is... is....is.... well, we'll get back to you on that one.
And since this is "silly assed Sunday" I guess I'll post this video link, scammed from Imagethief.
And this my friends, is what happens when a blogger posts on a Sunday morning after too many cups of coffee.
No comments:
Post a Comment